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Total Medals Earned: 78 (From
16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,370 Points
Castle Crashing the Beard
5 Points Level Up once.
25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
50 Points Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 3/6 (80/155 points)
5 Points ????
5 Points Start a new game.
5 Points You ticket to medals!
Medals Earned: 3/100 (15/500 points)
5 Points well! what is it!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Don't Shit Your Pants
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 24/44 (255/500 points)
Human Centipede: The Game
10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)
5 Points Grab the bag!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
5 Points Boss #1
10 Points Boss #2
25 Points Boss #3
50 Points Boss #5
50 Points Boss #4
100 Points Boss #6
100 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (340/365 points)
Let's Play Potions
5 Points Monty Python Fan
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
10 Points Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
10 Points Kill the royal family
10 Points Find 10 treasures
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/240 points)